Have A Little Fun. Life Is Too Short.

Five Things believers need to do on Sunday when, once again, the Rapture doesn’t happen.
  1. Pay those bills you put off in case you needed the money to fight off Zombies. 
  1. Apologize to your children for making them worry.
  1. Call Harold Camping on his Oakland-based Christian Family Radio Show and ridicule the hell out of him. He just made you look like a fool anyway. Return that favor. 
  1. Grab a copy of “The Bible”, find out as much about numerology as possible. Realize that numerology is bull if nothing else.
  1. Finally, grab a beer, rethink your life, grow a set, realize that that you’re being controlled, realize that the world is bigger than you, and finally realize that everyone has a valid EQUAL place in that world.
Five Things non-believers need to do on Sunday when, once again, the Rapture doesn’t happen.
  1. Pay those bills you put off because you were too busy laughing at the neighbors condemning you for having a brain and identity.
  1. Explain to your kids that this is something that happens every 20 or so years when a man or group just wants publicity. 
  1. Call Harold Camping on his Oakland-based Christian Family Radio Show and ridicule the hell out of him. It’ll be fun.
  1. Grab a copy of “The Bible”, find out as much about numerology as possible and come up with your own End Times date. Buy a radio station and make tons of money scaring the life out of people. Hell, it worked for Camping.
  1. Finally, grab a beer, call up someone you want to spend time with, have a great day, then continue on with building your life and making a positive difference in the world.

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